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DISCLAIMER

The following short stories are NOT chapters from the Memory Records light novels.

These are just the illustrated shorts with a short story attached to them.

You can literally read them for free over at Bookwalker. (See the link below.)

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Volume 1/Short Story 1

Notes

This short story likely takes place before the events of Wandering White Cat And The Memory Handbook.

Check out the Chapter over at Noblesse Oblige Translations.

…and a bonus-related add-on here.

Translation

Top Left

Sistine Fibel

The serious honor student from the Academy nicknamed the “Instructor Bully”. At home, she hides a secret even her best friend Rumia doesn’t know about…

Bottom Right

Sistine is often known as an ancient civilization enthusiast, usually on the topic of Melgalius.

But in actual fact, she is also known to have another hobby.

“Fu fu…what kind of story should I write next?”

Writing stories. The secret hobby even her best friend Rumia does not know about.

In the past, she’d been impressed by reading the works of a certain novelist. As she began writing novels, she became captivated by the fun of writing stories.

“I have an idea for how to write this but…I don’t know…though, it would be great to work as both a magic archeologist and writer in the future…just like Loran Ertoria!”

And now, as work begins on the concept for her next story.

Spreading her wings of imagination (Delusion), the next story idea begins taking shape in her head.

“That’s it! A forbidden love story between a female student and her teacher! Yeah!”

Sistine let out a big smile at her new idea.

“I’m writing this story with no ulterior motives at all! None at all! Yeah…none at all…”

As Sistine made her decision, she began writing immediately.

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Volume 1/Short Story 2

Notes

This short story likely takes place after the events of Bastard Magic Instructor Goes Beyond His Limits.

Check out the Chapter over at Noblesse Oblige Translations.

Translation

Bottom Left

Rumia Tingel

A gentle kind-hearted girl with a secret, who’s also Sistine’s best friend. Her outstanding personality earned her the reputation of being the “Archangel” of the Academy.

Top Right

“Hah……anyways……I’m glad Sisti is well……”

Rumia muttered to herself whilst sinking into the bathtub.

Last night, Rumia went trekking into the Lost Woods north of the Academy, alongside Glenn for some reason,

After returning from the adventure, she was in the middle of a bath to recover from the fatigue.

“Uuu……that feels good……”

Exquisite warm water accompanied the refreshing scent rising from the water’s relaxing herbs.

When soaking one’s shoulders in this warm water, the body loosens its blood circulation as it melts the fatigue away.

“Now that I think about it……”

Whilst remaining in the water, she just remembered something.

Glenn had carried the exhausted Rumia in the woods on his back, where she felt his warmth from behind him…..

“Ah……”

Feeling embarrassed, Rumia sunk the lower half of her face into the water, with bubbles whipping and foaming onto the surface.

What was it that made Rumia’s head swell…? Surely by no means was it just the warm water.

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Volume 1/Short Story 3

Notes

This short story likely takes place before the events of Emptiness~The Lonesome Witch~.

Check out the Chapter over at Noblesse Oblige Translations.

Translation

Top Left

Celica Arfonia

The strongest and most famous magician who managed to reach the highest rank of Septende. Before she met Glenn, she lived an isolated self-indulgent life, while refusing to be close to others.

Bottom Right

“Tch……another crappy day today……”

The ace of the Imperial Court Mage Corps Special Missions Annex, Celica “The World”, was drinking that night and had become drunk.

“Worthless missions……pathetic opponents……alongside those weakling colleagues……how long more will these days go on……”

For 400 years, Celica’s life had been nothing but a lonely never ending eternity.

Apart from that, she had no special attachments to this endless life.

So Celica decided to work under the Imperial Court Mage Corps……seeking something that could potentially end her, like the ruins of her broken heart……

“Everyone’s so damn weak……so…ugh!”

Surrounded by weak, insubstantial enemies and allies, none of them could ever pose a threat to her mighty self.

Especially those who feared Celica to the point of treating her like a monster.

Her frustrations at being treated as such made her wish that everyone around her would just die off instead.

Just as she kept to her own thoughts, a nearby jewel-shaped Magic Communicator that lay by her side began ringing, the sign of an incoming call.

“That reminds me…that was that special mission briefing from Alice tonight…”

It’s probably another pointless assignment again.

Celica reached for her Magic Communicator, answering the call with her disturbed consciousness.

End Transmission.

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Afterword

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Source

• Images
  • Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 1 Official Page
  • Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 1 Trial Version
    • Short Story 1, page 3
    • Short Story 2, page 4
    • Short Story 3, page 5