Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 7 (Short Stories)

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DISCLAIMER

The following short stories are NOT chapters from the Memory Records light novels.

These are just the illustrated shorts with a short story attached to it.

You can literally read them for free over at Bookwalker. (See the link below.)


Volume 7/Short Story 1

Translation

Top Right

Rizo Radars

Ferina Radars

Rumiria Radars

Bottom Right

“Well father, isn’t it time to make yourself clear?”

Sistine’s intimidating daughter Ferina, appears.

“Yeah father, which do you like more, us or our mothers? Surely us? Because we’re so much younger and fresher than our moms!”

Rumia’s daughter Rumiria, smiled like a little devil.

“In reality, we are both parent and child, so we understand father’s love for our mothers. But, we want more love than our mothers.”

Re=L’s daughter Rizo, explained bluntly.

“You girls calm down! What stupid thing are you saying?! We are parent and child you know?!”

Glenn, whose cheek was being pulled, had no choice but to pull himself back from the girls.

“Damn this stubborn father! It can’t be helped then, time to use force!”

“Fu fu, we actually got a special magic tool from Grandma Celica to control our father…”

“Prepare yourself, father.”

“Wait…waaaaaaaaaait!”

“Ah! A dream?!”

Glenn noticed that he had fallen asleep on the podium.

However, his head hurts thinking about the contents of his crazy dream.

“Ok first of all…am I ok? As a person…”

Glenn unknowingly scratched his head, and fell into self loathing.


Transcript

Top Right

リィソ=レーダス

フェリーナ=レーダス

ルミリア=レーダス

Bottom Right

“で?親父ぃ?そろそろ白黒はつきりしてもらおうかぁ?”

システィーナの娘、フェリーナが凄んでくる。

“うんうん。ねぇ、お父さん。私達とお母さ達、どつちが好き?もちろん私達だよねつ?だつて、私達の方がお母さ達より、ずっと若くてぴちぴちなんだから!”

ルミアの娘、ルミリアが小悪魔のように笑う。

“現実問題として我々は親子であり、父上の母上に対する愛情も理解しています。

だが、我々は欲しいのですよ。母上達以上の愛情が。”

リィエルの娘、リィソが淡々と言う。

“だぁああああ—っ!お前ら、落ち着け!なに、バカなこと言ってやがる!俺達は親子なんだぞぉおおお!?”

そんな娘達に迫られたグレンは、頬を引きつらせてじりじりと後ずさりするしかない。

“さっ!この堅物親父め!なら仕方ねえ、実力行使だ!”

“ふふ、実は私達、セリカお婆ちゃんからお父さんを操るとっておきの魔術道具をもらってまして。。。。。。”

“お覚悟を、父上。”

“ちょ、ちょっと待てぇえええええええええ!?”

—。

“はっ!?夢っ!?”

グレンが気付けば、自分は教壇で突っ伏して、居眠りしていたようだった。

だが、今の今まで見ていた夢の、あまりにもぶっ飛んだ内容に頭が痛くなってくる。

“おいおいマヅかよ。。。。。。俺は大丈夫なのか?人として。。。。。。”

人知れず、頭をかきむしって自己嫌悪に陥るグレンであった—。


Volume 7/Short Story 2

Translation

Somewhere at a luxurious restaurant.

“Hee hee hee…Mr Glenn. Could you pay for these bright yellow sweets……

“Oh? These are my favourite. Ku ku ku, Echigoya……you’re also planning something?”

While Glenn and the mysterious merchant were having a malicious meeting……

“Hold it!”

Sistine appeared, in the costume of a princess samurai.

“The mischievous bastard who afflict my people to fill their stomachs! In the name of god and the buddha, I shall grant your punishment!”

“Eeeeh?! Wait, you’re White Cat?! It can’t be, you managed to sniff us out?! Tch, then meet everyone!”

Glenn attempts to summon his minions…

“Gotcha!”

“Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Sistine swiftly slashed at Glenn.

“Hmm, rest assured, it’s a strike from the back! No attempt at evil shall flourish in this world!”

And so, with Sistine’s success, peace was preserved in the town of Fejite today.

~~~~

“……White Cat, what are you doing? In this place with no one around, while swinging your sword and posing around.”

“Ha?!”

Glenn tapped on Sistine’s shoulder who returned to reality.

It was at the Academy Courtyard.

“Tha…that’s not it! This time, I’ll be appearing as an assistant to the Theater Club, and I’m just practicing!”

“……?”

Glenn tilted his head at Sistine’s rapid excuse.

The Academy remained peaceful today.


Transcript

—とある料亭にて。

“ひっひっひ。。。。。。グレン代官様。この山吹色ぉ菓子をお納ぬください。。。。。。”

“ほう?これはこれは俺の大好物。くくく、越後屋。。。。。。お主もワルよのぉ。。。。。。?”

グレンと謎の商人が悪い密会をしていると。。。。。。

“そこまでよ!”

そこへ、姫侍姿のシスティーナが現れる。

“悪戯に民を苦しめ、私腹を肥やすロクでなしな悪党共!この私が神仏に代わって成敗致すわ!”

“げぇえええ!?、お前、白猫待つ!?バカな、もう嗅ぎ付けたのガ!?くっ!者共、出会え!”

グレンが手下を呼び出そうとするが—

“成敗!”

“うぎやああああああああああああ—つ!?”

システィーナが素早くグレンを斬り付ける。

“ふっ、安心なさい、峰打ちよ!この世界に悪が栄えた試しなし!”

そして、システィーナの活躍によつて、フェジテの平和は今日も守られるのであつた—

~~~~

“。。。。。。白猫、何やつてんだ?誰もいない場所で、そんな格好で刀振り回して、決ぬポーズして。”

“はつ!?”

システィーナが、グレンに肩を叩かれて我に返る。

そこは学院の裏庭だつた。

“ち、違うんです、これは!今度、演劇クラブの助つ人として舞台に出演することになつて、今はその、演技の練習をしてただけでぇ—ツ!?”

“……?”

慌てて弁明するシスティーナに、首を傾げるグレン。

今日も学院は平和であった。

End Transmission.


Afterword

Thanks for checking out the translations. Also a few things to note.

The Translations may not be 100% accurate. We’re using a lot of improvisation to get the gist of what the paragraph’s trying to convey. As such, the transcript’s free for folks to pickup and double check if they want to.

Again. DO NOT expect regular updates for this. We’re busy with other stuff. D:


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