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DISCLAIMER

The following short stories are NOT chapters from the Memory Records light novels.

These are just the illustrated shorts with a short story attached to them.

You can literally read them for free over at Bookwalker. (See the link below.)

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Volume 7/Short Story 1

Translation

Top Right

Rizo Radars

Ferina Radars

Rumiria Radars

Bottom Right

“Well father, isn’t it time to make yourself clear?”

Sistine’s intimidating daughter Ferina, appears.

“Yeah father, which do you like more, us or our mothers? Surely us? Because we’re so much younger and fresher than our moms!”

Rumia’s daughter Rumiria, smiled like a little devil.

“In reality, we are both parent and child, so we understand our father’s love for our mothers. But, we want more love from you than them.”

Re=L’s daughter Rizo, explained bluntly.

“You girls calm down! What stupid thing are you saying?! We are parent and child, you know?!”

Glenn, whose cheek was being pulled, had no choice but to pull himself back from the girls.

“Damn our stubborn father! It can’t be helped then, time to use force!”

“Fu fu, we actually got a special magic tool from Grandma Celica to control our father…”

“Prepare yourself, father.”

“Wait…waaaaaaaaaait!”

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“Ah! A dream?!”

Glenn noticed that he had fallen asleep on the podium.

However, his head hurts while thinking about the contents of his crazy dream.

“Ok first of all…am I ok as a person…”

Glenn unknowingly scratched his head and fell into self loathing.

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Volume 7/Short Story 2

Translation

Somewhere within a luxurious restaurant.

“Hee hee hee…Mr Glenn. Could you pay for these bright yellow sweets……

“Oh? These are my favorites. Ku ku ku, Echigoya……you’re also planning something?”

While Glenn and the mysterious merchant were having a malicious meeting……

“Hold it!”

Sistine appeared, in the costume of a princess samurai.

“The mischievous bastard who afflicts my people to fill their stomachs! In the name of God and the Buddha, I shall grant your punishment!”

“Eeeeh?! Wait, you’re White Cat?! It can’t be, you managed to sniff us out?! Tch, then come say hi, everyone!”

As Glenn attempts to summon his minions…

“Gotcha!”

“Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Sistine swiftly slashed at Glenn.

“Hmm, rest assured, it’s a strike from the back! No attempt at evil shall flourish in this world!”

And so, with Sistine’s success, peace was preserved in the town of Fejite today.

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“……White Cat, what are you doing? In this place with no one around, while swinging your sword and posing around.”

“Ha?!”

Glenn tapped on Sistine’s shoulder who returned to reality.

At the Academy Courtyard.

“T-that’s not it! This time, I’ll be appearing as an assistant to the Theater Club and I’m just practicing!”

“……?”

Glenn tilted his head at Sistine’s rapid excuse.

The Academy remained peaceful today.

End Transmission.

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Afterword

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Source

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  • Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 7 Official Page
  • Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 7 Trial Version
    • Short Story 1, page 4
    • Short Story 2, page 5