Memory Records Of Bastard Magic Instructor 5 (Short Stories)

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For stuff we want to hack apart into English. (Until an official release happens or something. Whenever that is. ._.)

Also, this is a side gig. DO NOT expect constant updates for this sort of thing. We’re not a translation site.

We do this for fun. And if we’re free. 🥖


The following short stories are NOT chapters from the Memory Records light novels.

These are just the illustrated shorts with a short story attached to it.

You can literally read them for free over at Bookwalker. (See the link below.)

Volume 5/Short Story 1


“Alright! A party! And an all you can eat!”

“Professor, don’t you know?! This is a social gathering of magical society, where famous mages from all over the empire will be attending! As a professor of the Academy, can you stop with your behavior?!”

“Shut it! I’m dealing with a matter of life and death, such as gaining nutrition from such an occasion! Oi, you! The meat on that plate is mine!”

“Even so, that’s a terrible behavior to…Re=L! You can’t just monopolize all those strawberry tarts to yourself!”

“……hmm? (Nom nom nom nom)*”

*Author’s Note: The original Japanese text here says “Guru Guru”, which is like a chewing sound effect.

Glenn, Sistine and Re=L were in an uproar.

“Good grief, anytime anywhere it’s always them being noisy.”

“Oh Albert-san, thank you so much for guarding the venue.”

Rumia was watching with a wry smile, while Albert remained astonished.

“However, a word of thanks to you.”

“Eh…? Your thanks…?”

“Ah that’s right. Both Glenn and Re=L never had such expressions during their time in the army. I’m certain this change is a good thing…thanks to you guys.”

“So that’s what we are…”

Rumia let out a smile whilst Albert took a deep breath.

“All that’s left now is…Eve.”

“Miss Eve…?”

“Correct. It would be good if she can relax a little and live…to the extent of participating in this occasion.”

“What do you mean…? Maybe Miss Eve couldn’t come because she has other plans today…?”

“I don’t know about that.”

Albert replied profoundly to Rumia, who tilted her neck.






“。。。。。。ん? (もぐもぐもぐもぐ)”







“ああ、そぅだ。グレンもリィエルも、軍時代には決してない表情を見せている。この変化はきっと良き物なのだろぅ。 。。。。。。ぉ前達のお陰だ。”









Volume 5/Short Story 2


“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Wh-, why is it when everyone is having a good time at the party, I’m the only one doing this?!”

While Professors teaching at the Academy were participating in the social gathering of Magic Society, leaving an empty staff room, Eve was left alone, busy with paperwork.

“This…this wasn’t supposed to be like this!”

Eve is a super talented worker, famous for finishing her work at the Academy with top class speed and quality.

For that reason, Eve’s colleagues relied on her to help with their work.

Contrary to her unsociable appearance and harsh tone, Eve was a caring person, who could not keep away from taking more work one after another…and as you can see.

“Still, everyone was avoiding me before this social gathering… “Hmph. I’m not interested in such an unfamiliar event,” What pretentiousness! I’m such an idiot! An idiot!”

Eve was dazed at her clumsiness.

“…it’s no use even if I speak up. Now that I’ve accepted it, I have to do it properly…”

While grumbling, Eve bites into the Imperial Army’s portable rations to endure her intolerable hunger.

“It’s terrible…ha…everyone’s probably having some delicious food around this time…”

At that moment, she was about to tear up.

“Hey Eve, are you there?”

Suddenly, Glenn came through the gap in the office door.

Eve hurriedly hid away her portable rations.


“Oh, I just came by to see you. It looks hard having to handle unnecessary work from those idiots.”

“Apart from yours? Unlike you, I’m outstanding.”

“Do you feel like you have to bite into each and every one…? Aren’t you hungry?”

“Not really. If you eat during work, you’ll lose focus. I have no intention of eating until I finish.”

“Oh, is that so?”

Glenn became apologetic for Eve’s behavior.

“I actually bought over some food from the venue to drop off, but since it’s none of your business…”


“Hey Eve, good luck.”



Eve’s true intentions had failed to reach the departing Glenn.

“I…I’m such an idioooooooooot!”

Eve held her head up and screamed towards the heavens.



学院中の教授 • 講師陣が、魔術学会懇親会に参加し、誰も居ない職員室の中。イヴがぽつんと一人寂しく書類仕事に忙殺されていた。





























Volume 5/Short Story 3


In paragraph 4, the original Kanji says イヴの月一日。 , which could either mean the eve of the first month or Eve is the name of the first month.

This might be corrected in the future, but if anyone can make sense of it, do let us know too. D:


“Happy New Year Sisti! Re=L!”

“Mmm, Happy New Year!”

“Hmm. Congratulations, even though I don’t really get it.”

The first of the month of Eve.*

In the name of the First Saint’s disciple, a small ceremony to celebrate the new year is held in every church at the beginning of the year.

“But this ‘Sunday Dress’, I heard it was a Touhou ceremonial dress, which I tried on this year. This looks really good!”

Sistine excitedly spoke, dressed in a sunny red Sunday Dress.

“Mmm. That’s right. It looks cute and beautiful…Sisti and Re=L, you both look great.”

Rumia shyly spoke, dressed in a bright green Sunday Dress.

“…Hmm. But, it’s hard to move around…it’s disadvantageous to fight with.”

Re=L murmured with dissatisfaction, dressed in an ultramarine blue Sunday Dress.

“Now now, Re=L, don’t say that about today.”

Looking back at Rumia and Re=L, Sistine spoke.

“I’m so happy to spend a new year with you two! Best regards this year!”

“Of course.”


The trio of girls happily spent their New Year with gentle smiles.















“貴女達とこうして新年を迎えることができて、私、凄く嬉しいわ! 今年もよろしくね!”





End Transmission.


Thanks for checking out the translations. Also a few things to note.

The Translations may not be 100% accurate. We’re using a lot of improvisation to get the gist of what the paragraph’s trying to convey. As such, the transcript’s free for folks to pickup and double check if they want to.

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